Kevin Ayers Banana Hymn Lyrics

Banana Hymn Lyrics

When it comes to discussing bananas, 
I am moved to extravagant praise;
For the banana is firm and substantial, 
And may be used in a number of ways.

With more presence than leeks or asparagus, 
And more charm than the brusque bamboo; 
The banana has style and a curious smile, 
Perceptible only to few.

The banana is not a romantic,
In the popular sense of the thing;
Approach it without care or caution, 
And you trip on its slippery skin.

So be aware of the gallant banana,
When your tolerance seems to be thin; 
And instead of the boot or the bullet, 
Just put that banana in....