Kenny Price Heavyweight Lyrics

Heavyweight Lyrics

So I stepped up for the weighin' I knew the scales were wrong



Cause you know how them drugstore scales get stepped on all day long



A little fortune card came out it bears upon my mind



There was no fortune all it said but just one at a time



Because when I'm a heavyweight I'm fine when I'm fine



I got a suit for every weight up to size fifty-nine



I always wanted to waterski I finally got up this year



Two iron boards and toe chain and I came right out of there



People wonder how I laugh at things that make 'em frown



And how I keep my double chin from a draggin' on the ground



I guess the folks are curious ask where I get to drive



But I can go to distance with any girl alive



Because honey I'm a heavyweight I'm fine if you are mine



You won't get cold in the winter and I'm a shade in summertime



One gets lonely two's companions three's a crowd they say



But I won't fuss if you bring the bus and load the darlings by today



Someday I'll have to hangin' up and underfeet the heavyweight



I'll never make the weighin' for a million dollare gate



I'm a suckin' it to you puny lads you better stay out of my way



And maybe next year you might be able to prove a little weigh your way



Cause when I'm a heavyweight I was fine sixty-nine



And that's not my suit size buddy just the year I left behind



But when they try to put me down six feet under the ground



There ain't no way to cover up the round mound of sound



No there ain't no way to cover up the round mound of sound