Kennedys Dead Terminal Preppie Lyrics

Terminal Preppie Lyrics

I go to college

         That makes me so cool

         I live in a dorm

         And show off by the pool

         I join the right clubs

         Just to make an impression

         I block out thinking

         It won't get me ahead



         My ambition in life

         Is to look good on paper

         All I want is a slot

         In some big corporation



         John Belushi's my hero

         I Lampoon and ape him

         My news of the world

         Comes from Sports Illustrated



         I'm proud of my trophies

         Like my empty beer cans

         Stacked in rows up the wall

         To impress all my friends



         No, I'm not here to learn

         I just want to get drunk

         And major in business

         And be taught how to fuck



         Win!  Win!

         I always play to win

         Wanna fit in like a cog

         In the faceless machine



         (chorus)

         I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie

         Terminal terminal terminal preppie

         Terminal terminal terminal terminal

         Terminal terminal terminal terminal



         I want a wife with tits

         Who just smiles all the time

         In my centerfold world

         Filled with Springsteen and wine



         Some day I'll have power

         Some day I'll have boats

         A tract in some suburb

         With Thanksgivings to host



         (chorus)

         I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie

         Terminal terminal terminal preppie

         Terminal terminal terminal preppie