Kennedys Dead Kinky Sex Makes The World Go `round Lyrics

Kinky Sex Makes The World Go `round Lyrics

Greetings...



This is the Secretary at the State Department of the United

States...



We have a problem.  The companies want something done about

this sluggish world economic situation...



Profits have been running a little thin lately and we need

to stimulate some growth...



Now we know there's an alarming high number of young people

roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir

up trouble for the police and damage private property. It

doesn't look like they'll ever get a job...



It's about time we did something constructive with these

people...



We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all

over...



The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a

serious get-together - and start another war...



The president? He loves the idea! All those missiles

streaming overhead to and fro...



Napalm...



People running down the road, skin on fire...



The Soviets seem up for it...



The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years.

Hell, Afghanistan's no fun...



So whadya say?...



We don't even have to win this war. We just want to cut down

on some of this excess population...



Now look. Just start up a draft; draft as many of those

people as you can. We'll call up every last youngster we can

get our hands on, hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or

two to learn how to use an automatic riffle and send 'em on

their way...



Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland? Or a

'moderately repressive regime' in South America? We'll just

cook up a good Soviet threat story in the Middle East - we

need that oil...



We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad

didn't even show up. I tell ya... that man is unreliable.

The Kremlin had their fingers on the button just like we did

for that one...



Now just think for a minute - we can make this war so big -

so BIG...



The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy

will prosper...



We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queues

if we plan this right. Take every loafer on welfare right

off our computer rolls...



Now don't worry about those demonstrators - just pump up

your drug supply. So many people have hooked themselves on

heroin and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like

Vietnam. We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got

too strong. Kept the war functioning just fine...



It's easy. We've got our college kids so interested in beer

they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs

again. Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard, they

wouldn't even know what it looked like...



So how 'bout it? Look - war is money. The arms manufacturers

tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to full

production the whole economy is going to collapse...



The Soviets are in the same boat. We all agree the time has

come for the big one, so whadya say?!?...



That's excellent. We knew you'd agree... the companies will

be very pleased