Rocks Instead Of Rice Lyrics

Rocks Instead Of Rice lyrics

Long white Limousine pulls up to the church

A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse

I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway

And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day



Well, it might not be too Christian of me

And it might not be too nice

But I wish we were all just standing around

Throwing rocks instead of rice



Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke

Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks

If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair

And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better

In the you know where



Well, it might not be too Christian of me

And it might not be too nice

But I wish we were all just standing around

Throwing rocks instead of rice



Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere

Place your bets, my money's on less than a year



Well, it might not be too Christian of me

And it might not be too nice

But I wish we were all just standing around

Throwing rocks instead of rice

Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around

Throwing rocks instead of rice, hey