Keller Williams Old Lady From Carlsbad Lyrics

Old Lady From Carlsbad Lyrics

Met an old lady in Carlsbad 
Who got bit on the ankle by a spider
It
swelled on up to about the size of her knee
She was carrying clothes in a
plastic bag and breathing kinda heavy
Havin' a hard day was plane to
see

She said "somebody stole my shopping cart 
it's sittin' out
side the door
I don’t understand, who could be so cruel?"
She
said "Karma is a serious thing and a force to be reckoned with
And well
the wipper-snapper that took it is a fool"

And now I'm walkin' with
an old lady 
Down to the corner bus stop
Talkin' about Jesus and how her
heart he won
Talkin' with an old lady down at the corner bus stop 
She
said expect you a miracle before the day be done.