Keith Toby I Don`t Understand My Girlfriend Lyrics

I Don`t Understand My Girlfriend Lyrics

(Toby Keith/Jim Femina)

 

 I thought it would be dandy

 If I bought that girl some candy

 How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate

 I thought it would be fine

 If we shared a glass of wine

 She said, Oh no, not another alcoholic

 

 I don't understand my girlfriend

 I haven't got a clue

 I don't know where she's coming from

 Or where she's going to

 But if opposites attract

 Then I found the perfect woman Jack

 I don't understand my girlfriend

 She don't understand me, too

 

 Yeah I thought I'd show some class

 And order pheasant under glass

 Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher

 

 I don't understand my girlfriend

 I haven't got a clue

 I don't know where she's coming from

 Or where she's going to

 But if opposites attract

 Then I found the perfect woman Jack

 I don't understand my girlfriend

 She don't understand me too

 

 No she don't understand me too

 No she don't understand me too