Keith Toby Hot Rod Sleigh Lyrics

Hot Rod Sleigh Lyrics

(Toby Keith)

 

 I saw one of Santas helpers at the grocery store today

 He was standin' at the front door givin' candy canes away

 And I told him I was worried about a certain situation

 How's Santa gonna get here with this risin' population

 

 He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week

 And it seems that dear ol' Santa has got somethin' up his sleeve

 As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear

 He said, don't you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear

 

 He said, boss man's all excited 'cause his new sled's almost ready

 And they say he's got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's

 And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're lookin' long and mean

 It's the fastest, highest flyin' winter wonderland machine

 I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say

 Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

 

 It's got a heater in the floorboard 'cause he's gettin' old, you know

 And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow

 Landin' lights of red and white all stuck along the side

 So he can spot the rooftops as he's fallin' from the sky

 

 He's got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches

 And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches

 Only thing about it that worries him a heap

 Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep

 

 He said, boss man's all excited 'cause his new sled's almost ready

 And they say he's got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's

 And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're lookin' long and mean

 It's the fastest, highest flyin' winter wonderland machine

 I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say

 Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

 

 Well, I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say

 Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh