Keith Toby Christmas Rock Lyrics

Christmas Rock Lyrics

(Lewis Anderson)

 

 My billfold doesn't have a prayer

 There's Christmas catalogs everywhere

 She keeps looking at the jewelry section

 Cutting pictures out of her selections

 

 I said we need to hold it down this year

 And in her eye she got a big ol' tear

 She wants a Christmas rock

 But Santas pockets ain't got no roll

 

 She don't want pots and pans

 Just something shinin' on her hand

 With an emerald or a diamond on it

 I had a budget but she's gone and blown it

 Down to the jewelry store, here I go

 Hear the clerk say, ho, ho, ho

 She wants a Christmas rock

 But Santas pockets ain't got no roll

 

 She don't want anything from sears

 No tools or garden shears

 There's something special on her mind

 And I can't even afford the shine

 

 I wish she'd settled for a long nightshirt

 No, Ive got to give till it hurts

 She wants a Christmas rock

 But Santas pockets ain't got no roll

 

 She don't want pots and pans

 Just something shinin' on her hand

 With an emerald or a diamond on it

 I had a budget but she's gone and blown it

 Down to the jewelry store, here I go

 Hear the clerk say, ho, ho, ho

 She wants a Christmas rock

 But Santas pockets ain't got no roll

 

 She wants a Christmas rock

 But ol' Santas pockets ain't got no roll