Nobodys Moggy Now Lyrics

Nobodys Moggy Now lyrics

Somebody's Moggy by the side of the road

Somebody's kitty who forgot his
highway code

Someone's favourite feline who ran clean out of luck

When he ran into the road and tried to argue with a truck



Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paradise

Decapitating
tweety birds and masticating mice

Now he's just six pounds of raw
mincemeat

That don't smell very nice -                      >-p



         He's nobody's Moggy now!



Now, you who love your pussy,
be sure to keep him in

Don't let him argue with a truck, the truck is
bound to win

And upon a busy road, don't let him play or frolic

If
you do, I'm warning you, it could be cat-astrophic



If he plays out
on the roadway I'm afraid that will be that

There will be one last
despairing "meow" and a sort of squelchy 'splat'

And your pussy will be
slightly dead and very, very flat

He's nobody's Moggy - just red and
squashed and soggy -



         He's nobody's Moggy nooow...