Kathy Mar Heaven-con Lyrics

Heaven-con Lyrics

There's a Hilton in the sky



For all the good fen when they die



The elevators never stick



The banquets don't serve plastic chicken



Only grade A prime



And you're guaranteed a real good time



That just goes on and on



If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con







It's membership by invitation only



And all the hotel rooms and meals are comps



The wet-bar in the consuite is a freebie



And all femme-fen are ready for a romp



The bathtubs are all filled with girls and Jell-O



And every author waits your beck and call



They ask for your advice on their new novels



And ask for autographs out in the hall







There's a Hilton in the sky



For all the good fen when they die



The panels never start till three



No one disturbs you when you're sleeping



All the filk songs rhyme



And you're guaranteed a real good time



That just goes on and on



If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con







There's mirrors on the ceiling in each bedroom



And 3-D videos on every wall



And levitators waiting at your elbow



For the times when you're too drunk to even crawl



The dealer's room extends eternal credit



They just forget to send the bills along



And when you make your way into the filkroom



You find you've been immortalized in song







There's a Hilton in the sky



For all the good fen when they die



The bidding parties never end



And all the other fen are friendly



Boredom is a crime



And you're guaranteed a real good time



That just goes on and on



If you're good enough to go to Heaven-Con















Words and music:Kathy Mar







Copyright 1985 Kathy Mar