Kathy Mar Chick Joke Lyrics

Chick Joke Lyrics

It was the regular Tuesday luncheon



The ladies had raised a glass or two



And the talk was a little louder



And the gossip fairly flew



When a tall and beautiful



Blue-eyed blond young man



Sat down nearby



And every single lady



At the table... gave a sigh







But there was one who kept on staring



Just like a dieter at cake



And her friends tried to ignore her



Sure it was a big mistake



Till the gorgeous blond Adonis



Met her eyes and made her blush



And when he'd walked on over



Started speaking... in that hush







If you have a hundred dollars



And you will give that sum to me



I will do whatever thing you ask



No matter what it may be



No matter how strange or kinky



No problem perverse, or just absurd



With only this one condition



You must say it... in three words







The lady pulled out a crisp new bill



As she thought of what he said



And laid it on his open palm



Like a blanket on a bed



And the whole damn restaurant



Held its breath



As still as any mouse	



And in that silence she spoke these words



... "Clean my house"



















Words and music:Kathy Mar







Copyright 2002 Kathy Mar