Brownies Lyrics

Brownies lyrics

Chorus:	 Where are the Brownies when you need them



	 How come the kitchen's still a sight



	 Where are the Brownies when you need them



	 I hope they change their minds and come tonight







Woke up this morning and the porch was full of sour milk



The bowl I left the Brownies had been spilled from end to end



And nothing had been done around my house while I was sleeping



I thought the little buggers were my friends







I got a neighbor and I swear her name is Mrs. Clean



Her place is just immaculate a picture of delight



I asked her for the secret and she told me it was Brownies



They did it for the milk she left at night







All right, you Brownies, now I'm gonna give you one last chance



If I still find this wild disaster when I leave my bed



I'm gonna let my fingers wander through those Yellow Pages



And get myself a girl scout troop instead















Words and music:Kathy Mar







Copyright 1985 Kathy Mar