Kathy Mar Barbie Cues Lyrics

Barbie Cues Lyrics

Somebody's barbie is a vaporous cloud



One of the barbies of a very freaky crowd



Someone's prize hibachi will never cook again 



It's impossible to charbroil on a small metallic stain



Yesterday it was grilling hot dogs, chicken breasts, and steaks



Its owner never realized his plan was a mistake



Now the charcoal bricks are perfect but the grill's a metal lake



It's nobody's barbie now







Now you who love your barbies



and wish to treat them well



Remember liquid oxygen is really liquid hell



And in your attempts to make your fires happen faster



Remember there are some plans that will always spell disaster



If you try to light your charcoal with a kind of rocket fuel



You won't need anybody else to tell you you're a fool



You will know it when your barbecue's a slightly smoking pool



It's nobody's barbie



Just melted, hot, and ''carbie''



It's nobody's barbie now















To the tune of Nobody's Moggy Now by Eric Bogle







Words:Kathy Mar







Copyright 2002 Kathy Mar