Lollypork Stomp Lyrics

Lollypork Stomp lyrics

the moon was hanging cool
and full above the waving swimming pool
as we
were feeding mouths with heat and drool
'cuz we were having christmas
feast
a merry one with pork and grease
and every guest was eating meat
like beasts

'cuz santa gave us lollypork and everyone was gay
the
smell of frying pig was in the air
I really think that eating piggy pork is
quite O.K
as long as the meat is well done
I think its
fair

fanatic vegetarians would call us rude barbarians
but before
they did we forked them on the grill
the taste was quite
'mermalian'
reminded me of aliens
but salt could give oooooh the last
thrill

and santa gave us lollypork....

my youngest son once asked
his dad
"how can it be that I'm so fat?
you taught me lollypork was
for my health!
the skinny kids with baseball bats
still kick my ass and
tell me that
my family was never one of wealth"

and santa gave
us lollypork....