Kardinall Offishall Maxine (featuring Saukrates) Lyrics

Maxine (featuring Saukrates) Lyrics

[Kardinal Offishall]



Wha wha wha what



Yo yo yo yo



Sit me down



Mr. Kardinal



Kardinal Offishall, number one bad bwoy heheheh



Yeah, yeah



It's all about this girl, ya know, drive de man crazy



Going out to the raspberry crew, Circle



Hear me now, hear me now



Let me tell you a liccle story bout this girl I used to nkow



Use to come and tell me she love me since me sing Onwiddasho



She say she loves do way me represent de whole of T dot O



She say she love me on de TV, love me in a de video



She say she sit dung pon ar' bed and listen to de radio



And wen me sing 'bon-diddley-bong' she haffe run an change ar' clothes



She say me kill ar wit de styles and just a murda wit de flow



Me juss a sweet ar with the riddim tun ar eena yo-yo



YO!



She comin in like she don't know



Seh me 'ave a girlfriend and she don't play (no)



Might box her in ar mout and chop off she toe



Lawd God why did Kardi haffe so sexy though?



She try fe kiss me pon me neck, mi haffe tell de gyal 'Yo!'



'Walk and live-touch and you've got to go'



Yuh body look good, yes sweet like mango



But you know the story girl, come on 'a ho is a ho'



Yuh nuh 'ave nuh drawz on how yuh skin dry so?



Favour one ol' piece of dry up cho-cho!



Yes girl yuh batty big but you know how dat go



I'm a very tall yout because I won't stoop low for...



CHORUS [Kardinal Offishall]



Maxine, oh Miss Maxine



Yuh body look ready, for you I am waitin



It goes Maxine, oh Miss Maxine



Yuh body look ready, come make we rock steady



[Kardinal Offishall]



Yo, I was walkin down de street and this girl said 'Hi!'



'Aren't you that rapper named Mr. Kardiny?'



Chuh, see me yah-yes girl dat's de I



Lyric specialist, number one bad bwoy



Give tanks to de most high for lookin so fly



So pretty sometime mek yuh eye dem cry



Drip out eye water and flood up de sky



Rush de man dem first in case de youth dem waan try



She said 'I like your style and yo Kardi mi nuh shy



Me want strip off yuh Karl and den rub up yuh Kani



Squeeze up yuh brugah and nyam off yuh fry



Blow off yuh top and show you mi two ply!'



I told ar 'Hol' on girl, a musse die - you waan die



Betta wash yout yuh mout bout you a nyam out mi fry



Clean up yourself and meet me top a Mount Zion



Cause only one girl mek de Kardinal high



And that's



CHORUS



[Kardinal Offishall]



Diamond, and Gold, and platinum next to she



Look like a big ol' rusty tin a bully beef!



She lip dem juicy and sheleg look sweet



Body just a shine from she head to she feet



Nice type of girl dat you waan yuh moumma meet



Every time yuh talk ar name, yuh haffe skin teet'



Pretty like a who?The gyal bad yuh nuh see it



Everytime she want a slam mi haffe get up and dweet



Clothes dem cris bran new Parasuco



Grip de bamsee like noby livin' in Toronto



Boassy whe she walk-never listenin' to 'Yo!'



She only listen to ar man when she walk outta door



And that's Maxine



Lord let me tell you something about Max--ee-een!!!!



Hahahaha



CHORUS X2



Yeah yeah yea



You don know, zeen



Hahahaha



You don know



Leave me alone now, chuh