Kanye West The New Workout Plan Lyrics

The New Workout Plan Lyrics

[Intro]
You just popped in the Kanye West
Get right for the summer workout
tape
And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly
you might bear to
pull you a rapper, a NBA player
Man, at least a dude wit' a car
So first
of all we gon' work on the stomach
Nobody wants a little tight
ass!

[Verse 1]
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right
and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
Give head, stop
breathe, get up, check your weave
Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the
week
Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed
It's a party tonight
and ooh she's so excited
Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my
dick
What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to
me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good
night I came..
I came...
I came..

[Chorus]
It's been a week
without me
and she feel weak without me
She wanna talk it out
but
Ain't nothin' to talk about
'Lest, she talkin' about freakin'
out
then maybe we can work it out
Work it out (Come on) [4x]
Work it
out now
Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on)

[Verse 2]
Oh
girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette
My name Kanye from the
Jigga set Twista set get it wet
Ooh girl your breath is HARSH
Cover your
mouth up like you got SARS
Off them tracks yea I bought them cars
Still
killa a nigga on 16 bars
We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold
beat
Maybe one day girl we can bone
so you can brag to all your homies
now
But I still mess with a big firl if you ain't fit girl I'll hit
girl
1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz
Four door
do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8
All the mocha lattes you
gotta do Pilates
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back
dating
Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas

[Chorus]
It's been a
week without me
and she feel weak without me
She wanna talk it out
but
Ain't nothin' to talk about
'Lest, she talkin' about freakin'
out
then maybe we can work it out
Work it out (Come on) [4x]
Work it
out now
Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on)

[Interlude:
Ladies speaking w/ Kanye in the background]
[Jill] Hi may name is Jill, I
just want to say thanks to
Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA
player
and like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive
I just want to say,
thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo!

[Asandra] My name is Asandra, and
I just want to say
that ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape
I
was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's
put up in my
Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun
And what's most
importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck Ray Ray's
broke ass no
mo'

(Work it mo' juge it mo' pump it mo, Chi-town mo' let's go
mo')

[Alamae] My name is Alamae from Moville, Alabama
and I just want
to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape
I been able to date outside
the family, I got a double wide
And I row the plain, row the plain, row the
plain

[Girl] Thanks to Kanye's workout plan
I'm the envy of all my
friends
See I pulled me a baller man (yeah)
And I don't gotta work at the
mall again

[Beat changes]

(Lemme break ya wit' a piece of)
My
favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!)
I wanna see you work out (yeah yeah
yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah)
(It's that old Michael Jackson
shit)

That's right put in work, move your ass, go wizzerk
Get your
salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve
It's Kanye's workout plan
I
said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)
It's Kanye's workout
plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time
around I want y'all to clap like this)

That's right put in work
Move
your ass, go wizzerk
Eat your salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve
(Stop!)
It's Kanye's workout plan (Ok bring)
I said it's Kanye's workout
plan (I know y'all ain't tired)
It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not,
'cuz on this one I need ya)
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (to give me a soul
clap ok? double time)

That's right put in work (Woo!)
Move your ass,
go wizzerk (Ow!
Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)
Get that man you
deserve

That's right put in work (Put in work)
Move your ass, go
wizzerk (Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert)
Get that man
you deserve (You hear, ugh)

That's right put in work (That's right put in
work)
Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert
(Eat your salad, no dessert)
Get that man you deserve (Woo!)

(Okay,
okay, okay, that's, that'd be good) [Applause and cheering]
(I appreciate
your time)
I want to see you work out for me
Woah yeah