The Commandment$ Lyrics

The Commandment$ lyrics

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, it's the J-Zone Commandments

I J-Zone AKA Captain Backslap on behalf of Old Man Entertainment

Got to foreshadow y'all to what's goin' on '

'Cause we got rules and commandments for y'all

To follow before you roll with us on this album

So pay attention, okay?



Audience shut the fuck up, don't make a sound

Like Eddie Murphy I got rules and shit when I throw down

All I need is about two minutes to run down the Commandments

Before we get it poppin', so we gotta understand it



Thou shalt not cock block at shows

Give me a pound and step if I'm creepin' with hoes

And thou shalt not ask Zone his race

What's the matter when your broad gave Zone a taste, mwah



Thou shalt not call my house

When there's a basketball game on TV

You don't know, check the TV Guide

'Cause if you make me miss Kobe drop 50, you gon' see me



And thou shalt not ask Zone to perform

If there's less than three zeroes in the show fee

And thou shalt not e-mail the Zone

Saying put me on, faggot, you don't know me



Ladies, thou shalt not react

When I use the word bitch 'cause if you not, relax

The more you get upset, the more that must mean the shoe fits

So if you got mad then, yeah, I was talking 'bout you, bitch



Thou shalt not bring food in my car

And when you ride, thou shalt not ride for free

So up the money on the mobile or hitch a ride

'Cause bitch, riding dolo is just fine with me



Fat girls, thou shalt not wear midriffs

And while you at it, kill the thong thoughts, chicken and biscuits

Thou shalt vanish if you got too many kids move in?

Is you crazy, bitch, I look like Mike Brady?



Thou shalt floss and stunt

Even if you drive a hooptie, sport the junk

And when you rollin' up the strip and a sucker run his lip

Slam the clutch, put it in five and off the chump



And thou shalt use caution getting head while driving

Chicks that want you to trick, thou shalt nickel and dime them

Thou shalt be cheap so you can ball like me

Thou can't be both pussy whooped and rich



Thou shalt not act hard on the Internet

Living in South Dakota where nobody can get you at

And thou shalt buy this album at the store and shit

'Cause all y'all listening know damn well y'all downloaded this