The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook Lyrics

The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook lyrics

You can..."Learn to escape from quicksand, hot-wire a car 



Survive an avalanche, fend off a shark 



Deliver a baby in a taxi cab 



Survive a poisonous snake attack 



Jump from a moving car, break down a door 



Ecsape from killer bees..." and so much more 







"The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook 



The indispensable indestructable guide 



For surviving lifes sudden turns of the...WORST!" 







"Caution: Book will explode if scanned" 



Luckily, i bet the next edition will tell 



How to survive when a book explodes 







You can..."Learn to survive if your parachute fails to open 



Identify a bomb, take a punch! 



Deal with a charging bull, win a sword fight 



Survive adrift at sea, treat frostbite 



Leap from a motorcycle to a car 



Wrestle free from an alligator." 







"The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook 



The indispensable indestructable guide 



For surviving lifes sudden turns of the...WORST!"