Just Jack Koolaid Lyrics

Koolaid Lyrics

You just got, got what it takes

Got that X factor

I suppose I have



I met a girl at a party

She said she liked Technotronic

I said, “Are you for real?�

She said, “No, I'm being post ironic�

That's right



I went to a bar called 'Jaguar Shoes'

I danced around and drank too much booze

Got into a cab with a girl

And puked on her shoes



Can somebody tell me

If that's fuckin' cool or what, or what?

Come on just dance



Yeah, I've got a cool friend

She's a photographer

I'd really like to make it with her

But I can't 'coz she's gay, that's right



Can someone please tell me

Like what is cooler

The breakfast club or [Incomprehensible]?



Well, they try to be cool

But I'm the coolest, yeah, that's right

You could use this as a documentary

Of what cool is, cool is

Yo, come on, information