Julie Brown Cuz I`m A Blonde Lyrics

Cuz I`m A Blonde Lyrics

Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think.

 I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks.

 Don't have to worry 'bout getting a man

 If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan,

 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 I see people workin, it just makes me giggle

 'Cause I don't have to work; I just have to jiggle.

 I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D.

 I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

 

 I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook.

 Why should I bother when I look like I look?

 I know lots of people are smarter than me,

 But I have this philosophy:

 So what?

 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em,

 'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em,

 'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.

 'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.

 

 They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.

 Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:

 Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ...

 Don't tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay.

 "Duck, Magnum, duck!"

 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

 I took an IQ test, and I flunked it of course.

 I can't spell VW, but I gotta Porsche,

 'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-I-N-D.

 'Cause I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

 

 [spoken]

 I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August

 Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.

 Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,

 But, my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children!

 

 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 'Cause were a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

 Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true.

 With my hair and body, you would be too.

 I'm a blonde, B-L-  ... I don't know!

 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!