Fidelity Fiduciary Bank Lyrics

Fidelity Fiduciary Bank lyrics

If you invest your tuppence wisely in the bank

Safe and sound

Soon that tuppence safely invested in the bank

Will compound



And you'll achieve that sense of conquest

As your affluence expands

In the hands of the directors

Who invest as propriety demands



You see, Michael, you'll be part of railways through Africa

Dams across the Nile, fleets of ocean Greyhounds

Majestic, self-amortizing canals

Plantations of ripening tea



All from tuppence, prudently fruitfully, frugally invested

In the, to be specific

In the Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs

Fidelity fiduciary bank



Now Michael, when you deposit tuppence in a bank account

Soon you'll see

That it blooms into credit of a generous amount

Semiannually



And you'll achieve that sense of stature

As your influence expands

To the high financial strata

That established credit, now commands



You can purchase first and second trust deeds

Think of the foreclosures

Bonds! Chattels! Dividends! Shares

Bankruptcies! Debtor sales! Opportunities



All manner of private enterprise

Shipyards! The mercantile

Collieries! Tanneries

Incorporations! Amalgamations! Banks



You see Michael, tuppence, patiently, cautiously trustingly invested

In the, to be specific

In the Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs

Fidelity Fiduciary Bank