The Art Of Being A Girl Lyrics

The Art Of Being A Girl lyrics

Don't say anything darling, just smile



Say something sweetly

But carry a big gun



Try stylish but sexy

And marry a rich man



'Cause it's the art of being a girl



Spill on me like water

There's no mess, it's not yours



'Cause it's the art of being a girl

Yes it's the art of being a girl



Use teardrops gently

But always get your way



'Cause it's the art of being a girl

Yes it's the art of being a girl



Don't say anything darling, just smile

You won't worry honey, you won't even get a chance to talk



Yeah, right



[spoken]

Hi ... ummm ... this is room 207

I need an order of ... um ... let's see ...

Scrambled eggs ... not ... not runny ... not with the albuben in it ...

Ah .. just .. ah ... albumen ... I don't ... i guess scrambled eggs hard ...

So ... and then I want a pot of decafe coffee, and a pot of regular coffee
...

And in the decafe coffee, can you put a shot of decafe espresso in the decafe
coffee?

And give me lots of extra half-and-half please

No a shot of ... yeah, a shot of ... of of of espresso, but decafe espresso in
the decafe ...

And I want them both small ... size small ...

Yeah, and regular ... ye ye yeah, regular coffee too ...

Ok thanks, yeah ...