Johnny Cash Everybody Loves A Nut Lyrics

Everybody Loves A Nut Lyrics

Everybody loves a nut

The whole world loves a weirdo

Brains are in a rut

But everybody loves a nut



There was a hermit named Fred

Who kept the dead horse in his cave

And everyone said to Fred

"Fred, how come you keep a dead horse

In your cave?", and he said, "Well"



(Everybody loves a nut)

(The whole world loves a weirdo)

Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut

A Columbia man named Frank

Had a tiger named Hank



He tried to put Hank in his tank

Guess what happened to ol' Frank

When they picked up the teets there and eyeballs

And erected a tombstone that read



(Everybody loves a nut)

Another Columbia fella told queen Isabella

I don't think the world is flat

And now what do you think about that



And she said

"You don't", and he said, "No mam"

And she said

"He'd get out of my queendom"

And he said, "Yes mam"



(Everybody loves a nut)

Everybody loves a nut