Dinner With Drac (part 1) Lyrics

Dinner With Drac (part 1) lyrics

DINNER WITH DRAC

 John Zacherle

 

 A dinner was served for three

 At Dracula's house by the sea

 The hors d'oeurve were fine

 But I choked on my wine

 When I learned that the main course was me!

 The waitress a vampire named Perkins

 Was so very fond of small gherkins

 While serving tea

 She ate 43

 Which pickled her internal workings!

 Igor the scalpels go on the left with the pitchforks

 Igor, Igor...

 What a swimmer is Dracula's daughter

 But her pool looks more red than it oughter

 The blood stains the boats

 But it's easy to float

 Because blood is much thicker than water!

 

 INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE

 

 Dracula old friend how are things in Transylvania

 For dessert there was batwing confetti

 And the veins of a mummy named Betty

 I first frowned upon it

 But with ketchup on it

 It tasted very much like spaghetti!

 Goodnight whatever you are!

 

 tmazanec1@juno.com or Tom Mazanec to humans