John Prine Dear Abbey Lyrics

Dear Abbey Lyrics

Dear Abby, Dear Abby ...
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my
rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at
all
Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call     
Signed
Bewildered
Bewildered, Bewildered...

Chorus:
You have no
complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up
Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on
wood
Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at
me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of
bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed
Unhappy
Unhappy, Unhappy...

Repeat Chorus
Dear Abby, Dear
Abby...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I
kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me
to write you instead
Signed Noise-maker
Noise-maker,
Noise-maker

Repeat Chorus
Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never
thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting
in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and
her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married
Just Married, Just
Married...

Repeat Chorus