John Lennon The Ballad Of John And Yoko Lyrics

The Ballad Of John And Yoko Lyrics

Standing on the dock at Southampton
Trying to get to Holland or France
The
man in the Mac
Said, "You've gotta go back"
You know, they didn't even
give us a chance

Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it
can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me

Finally
made the plane into Paris
Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown
called to say
"You can make it okay
"You can get married in Gibraltar,
near Spain"

Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can
be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me

Drove from
Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
Talking in our beds for a week
The
newspeople said
"Say, what're you doing in bed?"
I said, "we're only
trying to get us some peace"

Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know
how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify
me

Made a lightning trip to Vienna
Eating chocolate cakes in a
bag
The newspapers said
"She's gone to his head
"They look just like
two gurus in drag"

Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard
it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me

Caught
the early plane back to London
Fifty acrons tied in a sack
The men from
the press
Said, "we wish you success
"It's good to have the both of you
back"

Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can
be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
The way things
are going
They're gonna crucify me
The way things are going
They're
gonna crucify me