Joe Before I Cheat Lyrics

Before I Cheat Lyrics

Right now,

Im here slow dancing with a real bad chic and she's getting
real frisky...

Right now, im at the bar buying her some fruity little
drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...



Right now, im standin up
behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...



But I don't know...



That she dug her key into the side of my
souped up pretty new little 4 wheel drive,

Carved her name into my
leather seats...

She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...



Maybe next time I'll think
before I cheat.



Right now, she's standing up singing some ghetto
version of Maria karaoke..

Right now, she's telling me that she's
drunk,

and Im thinking that Im about to get lucky,

Right now, Im in
here dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom cologne



And I
don't know...



That she dug her key into the side of my pretty
little souped up 4 wheel drive,

Carved her name into my leather
seats...

She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed a
hole in all 4 tires...



Maybe next time I'll think before I
cheat.



I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,

Cause the next time that I cheat...



Oh, you know she might cheat
on me!



Dug her key into the side of my pretty little souped up 4
wheel drive,

Carved her name into my leather seats...

She took a
Louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed a hole in all 4
tires...



Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat



Ohh.. Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat...



Ohh Baby...
Ohh... before I... before I cheat...