Joe Tex Ain`t Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman Lyrics

Ain`t Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman Lyrics

Three nights ago I was at a disco 

 Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go 

 And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor 

 She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go 

 Then she did a dip, almost broke my hip 

 She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down 

 She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, "no!" 

 You done knocked me down once 

 You done knocked me down once 

 Said if you want to dance find you a big fat man 

 Y'all both can get on down, y'all both can get on down 

 Huh! 

  

 Chorus: 

  

 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

 Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

 I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

  

 Somebody take her 

 She's too big for me 

 She'll knock me down 

  

 She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat 

 She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down 

 I told her to go on and leave me alone 

 I ain't gettin' down 

 You done hurt my hip once 

 I know what you'll do 

 I ain't gonna bump with you! 

 I don't feel like gettin' down  

 Don't feel like gettin' down  

 She just shook her head at every word I said 

 She wanted to get on down 

 That woman wanted to get on down 

 She did that dip again and I hit the floor again 

 She was gettin' down, Lord, that woman was gettin' down 

  

 (Chorus) 

  

 Somebody take her, I don't want her 

 She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down 

 Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down 

 Somebody take her, I don't want her 

 Say Leroy! You can have this one dude 

 This big fat woman, dude 

 I don't want her