Joe Strummer The Mescaleros Mega Bottle Ride Lyrics

Mega Bottle Ride Lyrics

I took a tram into the fourth dimension



Cos I had the blues, the blues of throwing it all away



Just gimme a Tequila, I'll slam it the 4-D way



And when I got there you know it had certain similarities







Like no smoking anywhere



And hiding in the khazi to avoid paying the fare



4-D Tequila anyone



And dont think we didn't dance to records by the Fifth Dimension



In the discosphere like Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan







And it was pretty goddam hazardous



Out on the Illminster by-pass, out on the Illminster by-pass



Out on the Illminster by-pass - out on the Illminster by-pass



Aqua-planing to the theme park



We took a ride called the Banchoff-Klein mega bottle ride



Well, how we spewed inside, back and forth



In time, mathmatics and pride, inside







We've gone Balkan - we've gone Balkan anyway



It absolutely had to happen to someone today



Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere - throw it all away



Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway - you can get rid of the blues this way



Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today



It absolutely had to happen to someone today



Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere - throw it all away



Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway - you can get rid of the blues this way



Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today - throw it all away



And its time to be doing something good