Joe Diffie If The Devil Danced (in Empty Pockets) Lyrics

If The Devil Danced (in Empty Pockets) Lyrics

Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday,

Word got around, no
money down, take years and years to pay.

When I got there the lot was bare,
but the salesman said hold on.

For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash out
behind the barn.



If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a
ball in mine.

With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl
chorus line.

I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance
for a dime,

If the Devil Danced in empty  pockets, he'd have a ball in
mine.



Well he said friend it ain't the end let's see what I can
do.

If you own a home, I've got a loan, tailor made for you.

Then above
the racket a voice in my jacket said, "I'll tote the note."

The devil made
me do it, talked me in to it, and that was all she wrote.



If the Devil
danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.

With a nine foot grand, a
ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line.

I'd raise some loot in a three
piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime,

If the Devil Danced in empty 
pockets, he'd have a ball in mine.



They say debt is a bottomless pit
where the devil likes to play.

I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole,
but there'd be hell to pay.



If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd
have a ball in mine.

With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve
girl chorus line.

I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one
dance for a dime,

If the Devil Danced in empty  pockets, he'd have a ball
in mine