Jimmy Fallon Winter Olympics 2002 Tribute Lyrics

Winter Olympics 2002 Tribute Lyrics

The 2002 Winter Olympics are next week,

and the theme song for the olympics is "America" by Neil Diamond

Now, no offence to Neil Diamond but thats songs good

it's only like 20 years old

So I thought I could change the words to some more recent songs

and see if they want to use those instead

You should highlight the events, like downhill skiing



I can go down hill

on the icey snow

dressed up in my unitard

where else can I go?

I'm only a man on two skinny red skis

instead of cologne I'm wearing anti freeze

Can't even tell if I'm winning the race

because snot is frozen on my face 

and its not easy to down hill ski



And the a... The winter olympics, they just happen to be in February

which is also black history month

I think that's just perfect considering how much black people love

winter sports



What in the world was on your mind?

What chu got on your mind?

a couple of dudes with nose bleeds 

and its hard to breathe

with that height people

just white people cause

Aint no homies play hockey

if its below 30 you can bite me

I'll turn off my Sony

till you stop that 

I'm gonna see a movie

with a hot pack

Thaw out



One good reason to turn in this year is this new event called

skeleton where an Olympian lays on this tiny metal sled

on their stomach and go head first down the mountain. It's insane.



Never made it as a luge man

Couldnt hack it on the bobsled now

you dont have to remind me of how I will get hurt

You dont have to remind me

Haven't done it since the 40s

Go down a mountain like 50 stories

All the drugs that I'll be takin

For all the bones that I'll be breaking

I will cry

I could die

You'll have to find my body at the bottom

These few words in my head saying

don't die don't die

Don't die on this sled

yeah, yeah 

please don't die on this little sled