Jimmy Fallon Roommates Lyrics

Roommates Lyrics

*Go back ::scratch:: Go back ::scratch:: 

Go back to ur dorm, an u got ur roommate.. that never werks out. That never


werks out.. they don't want it to work out. They want it like its a real world


episode in ur dorm room. Like I, uh, Like I don't understand like they hav the


compatibility tests you fill out at the beginning of the year... thats such a


joke with that test u fill out at the beginning of the year. It's like
"Umm I 

like rock and roll. I like stayin up late, and I love the ladies! oh yeah oh


hoo" "Okay we got the perfect room mate for u. He'z an opera
major,he'z an 

arptileptic, an he'z gay so go fight each other. we got four camera angles.


That'll be perfect, welcome to college, go screw urself." "HUH?"
"Yeah, thats 

what we say here, go ahead." Then u think urslef, "Okay I got it
beat, i got it 

beat, my buddy from high skool's comn up, hez gonna be my room mate, its gonna


be awesum." No, that is never awesum. It doesn't work out. No it doesn't.
Hate 

to tell ya, u will fight each other, u will jes get, u will get, ill tell ya


why one of is cuz they have too much dirt on u. You'r friend from home has too


much dirt on u, they'll kill u they'll crush u in an argument for no reason.


Like u jes say "hey man, uh, these dishes hav been in the sink for like 2
weeks 

man, an their ur dishes, are u gonna clean em or wat?" Yeah remember when
u had 

crabs in 6 grade? (audience laughter) I fair to bring up my crabs?