Jimmy Fallon Halloween Medley Lyrics

Halloween Medley Lyrics

Colin Quinn: And now with some thoughts on trick-or-treating,
Jimmy
Fallon

Jimmy Fallon: Thanks a lot, thanks, Colin.
I realized I'm too
old to be dressing up for trick-or-treating
and yet I still wanna go to
people's houses and ring their doorbells, 
ya know?  So this year, this
year, I'm going Halloween caroling.

Colin: Halloween
caroling?

Jimmy: Yeah, yeah.  This is where I write halloween versions
of my 
favorite songs, I go up to people's doorbells, ring 'em, and then do
a 
little bit of this:

And it's seven more days left in
October
And it's one more week 'til Halloween

And it's been so long
since I trick-or-treated
I think I should, nah nah nah nah, yeah,
yeah

Colin: So what do they do?

Jimmy: They give me candy.  Ya
know, I just ring the doorbell and 
I go..

Well she said it's cold
outside I said it's October
And when we get to the party, 
we see someone
else is dressed like Jenny McCarthy

And she says, 'baby
I thought that
I'd be the one and only', yeah

And she says, 'baby
Lets have a drink
and then leave, I mean, oh I'm pissed
Can't believe some else wore the same
costume'

Jimmy: See, like, everyone can do it, ya know.  Yeah everyone
can 
do it, its easy.  Even girls can do it.  Here's Alanis
Morissette:

How 'bout mini candy bars, aren't they maronic
How 'bout
cheap people that give you bags of pennies, yeah

Thank you, Mike 'n
Ike
Thank you, candy corn
Thank you, thank you, smarties

Jimmy:
So, like, this year, this year, get ready, ya know.  'Cause if 
this thing
catches on, somebody might ring your doorbell and go:

I have eggs and
candy, yeah
Shaving cream is in my hair
Shine my flashlight at people
that stare in my direction
Mama, this is happy Halloween to you
Yeah,
mama, this is happy Halloween

Colin:  Jimmy Fallon, everybody.