Jim Stafford Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne Lyrics

Your Bulldog Drinks Champagne Lyrics

I remember when Mary Lou said
'You wanna walk me home from school'
And I
said, 'Yes, I do'
She said, 'I don't have to go right home
And I'm the
kind that likes to be alone
As long as you would'
I said, 'Me,
too'

And so we took a stroll
Wound up down by the swimmin'
hole
And she said, 'Do what you want to do'
I got silly and I found a
frog
In the water by a hollow log
And I shook it at her
And I said
'This frog's for you'
She said...

Chorus:
'I don't like spiders
and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you
fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love
me
Like I want to be loved by you'

Well, I think of that girl from
time to time
I call her up when I got a dime
I say, "Hello,
baby'
She says, 'Ain't you cool'
I say, 'Do you remember when?
And
would you like to get together again?'
She says, 'I'll see you after
school'

I was shy and so for a while
Most of my love was touch and
smile
Til she said, 'Come on over here'
I was nervous as you might
guess
Still looking for somethin' to slip down her dress
And she said,
'Let's make it perfectly clear'
She said...