No More Excuses Lyrics

No More Excuses lyrics

I can't come to practice 'cuz my car won't start

Went back on the shit 'cuz my girl broke my heart

Can't make it tommorow 'cuz my mom's on the rag

Forty minutes late I'm a perennial lag



No more excuses



Spent an hour in the bathroom I was just gettin' ready

Can't drive my truck 'cuz my chick won't let me

Someone's got to take me 'cuz I don't have a ride

Don't be here too soon 'cuz I'm never on time



No more excuses



Gotta borrow someone's set 'cuz mine is in hock

When I tell you what happened you'll be in for a shock

Can't do it no more my other band's gettin' signed

Was out gettin' coffee you should've seen the line



No more excuses



Need to get a hanger 'cuz my muffler fell off

Had to make a detour 'cuz my cat has a cough

Blew off last Sunday 'cuz I couldn't make the session

I swear that I'm clean it's just clinical depression



No more excuses