Sgt Major Lyrics

Sgt Major lyrics

Wake up Major 

And stitch on your hat 

You fell outta bed 

Then you landed in the cash 



So what’s in your diary today? 

Call on your main man 

What can he do for you? 

Hang out with stupid 

So you can tell him what to do 

Major this is your day 



Living alone in a jar never gets you very far 



He can read your mind 

Make you feel alright 

Sgt. Major knows what you want 

Knows what you are 

One day you’ll be a star 

Yeah the major knows what you want 



Take out your paper 

Throw it away 

Everything is useless 

Ain’t got a lot to say 

Major, this is your way 



Major is drowning ‘cause he opened his mouth 

He starts to explain it 

But nothing’s coming out 

Major, what can you say 



Hope that you like who you are 

Cause living alone in a jar never gets you very far 



He can read your mind 

Make you feel alright 

Sgt. Major knows what you want 

Knows what you are 

One day you’ll be a star 

Yeah the Major knows what you want 



I know you think you made it 

I know what I’m meant to say 

But while you looked in the mirror 

I was getting away 

To you there is nothing to say 



He can read your mind 

Make you feel alright 

Sgt. Major knows what you want 

Knows what you are 

One day you’ll be a star 

Yeah the major knows what you want