It`s The World`s Gone Crazy (cotillion) Lyrics

It`s The World`s Gone Crazy (cotillion) lyrics

CHORUS:

 It's the world's gone crazy cotillion

 The ladies are dancing alone

 'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen

 And the frontmen all wanna go home

 

 VERSE ONE:

 The Johnny Comelateleys are comin' in early

 The early birds showin' up late

 The straightmen all wanna be funny

 The funny men all wanna get straight

 

 VERSE TWO:

 The villains have turned into heroes

 The heroes have turned into heels

 The dealers all wanna be lovers

 And the lovers all wanna make deals

 

 CHORUSVERSE THREE:

 ???????? they ain't inherited nothin'

 The leaders are fallin' behind

 So I'm singin' my songs to the deaf men

 Dancing my dance to the blind

 

 CHORUS

 

 CHORUS sung over:

 (It's the world's gone craaaazy!)

 (And ladies are dancin'!)

 (And the sidemen...)

 (And the frontmen...)    

 (We'll go home)

 

 Fade with CHORUS