Ignorance Is Bliss Lyrics

Ignorance Is Bliss lyrics

Wake up! 

Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only King, 

Bowser Koopa

I'm a turtle as you see

A little slow and alittle green

But I'm the whole I'd say

Supa Dupa



Princess Toadstool, I know you're freightened

But if you knew just why you're here

Your fear would just be heightened

So let's just say

Ignorance is bliss



Well, I'd wait to be a bummer

I've brought you here to bring me plumbers

You know those brothers

Oh, what's their name?

Oh yes, Mario and Luigi

Just sound of them makes me quesy

I'd like to take that monkey wrench

I'd play my own game



Prince Toadstool, you're so misguided

I've never found of bookworms  

But then again this one does make good Mario bait

I can't wait

Ignorance is bliss!



With my magic book 

I'll shower those crumsy lizards with my power 

Until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel

My only problem with these spells 

Is that I know not what they tell

So every hex leaves me perplexed 

And all I want are those plumbing fools



Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever

All your words are alphabet soup

A picture tells it better

I'll say it again!

Ignorance is Bliss!



Haven't you heard a picture's worth 1000 words



You call yourself a princess but you're a brainiac in a dress

I can't believe you waste time with these books

you remind me of my kid sister

she read so much she got a blister 

A big one, I mean big, on her brain, what a snook!!



(I'd like to get my hands on...just one time with a monkey wrench...

I'd fix their plumbing)



Princess Toadstool, I know you're freightened (So misguided)

But if you knew just why you're here

Your fear would just be heightened



Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever (Pictures say it better)

All your words are alphabet soup 

A picture tells it better 



For the last time- 



On second though, I think I've made my point....