Jelly Green What Would Brian Boitano Do? Lyrics

What Would Brian Boitano Do? Lyrics










  
 
 
 
 
 
 
  








Brian... skate
Brian... skate
Brian... FIGHT
Brian...
SKATE

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He'd
make up a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd
do

Brian... skate
Brian... FIGHT

When Brian Boitano was in the
Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two sow cows and a tripple
lutz
Wearing a blind fold

And when Brian Boitano was in the
Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire-breath
And saved
the maidens fair

Brian... skate
Brian... 

So what would Brian
Boitano do
If he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or
two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do

Brian...
skate
Brian...

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the
Year 3010
He fought the evil Robot King
and saved us all again

And
when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kubla Kahn
Because Brian
Boitano doesn't take shit
From anybody...

(No, Brian! Those chicken
wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!)

I've never seen a man eat so
many chicken wings (x7)

Brian... skate
Brian... FIGHT

Well
Brian Boitano was born
On the planet of Kreynuk
He came to Earth to save
us all
From war and death and stuff

Heighdy-ho and
heighdy-hey!
Brian Boitano's here!
So round up all you lass's
And tell
him em have no fear

Say come over here my honey
And I'm gonna take off
my pants
And I'm gonna make dirty love to you
'Cause that's what Brian
Boitano'd do
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do