Jeff Foxworthy Totally Committed Lyrics

Totally Committed Lyrics

Hi I'm Jeff Foxworthy and i have got a wonderful woman that i am totally
committed to

Always figured if something was worth doing it was worth doing
right 

You ever see those dead possum lying in the road they were partially
committed



Rule #1 if she aint happy you aint happy and if she aint
happy long enough your gonna be unhappy with half your

stuff 

Early on
in our marriage when wed be in the same room  for a half hour and she didnt say
a word a word to me i would make the mistake of looking at her a saying whats
wrong? Hoping it was something other than me.  

Now i have learned If were
in the same room for a half hour and she doesnt say a word to 

me. ITS ME.
Now i just go up to her and say baby i realize i have done or said something
stupid and insensitive and while i dont yet know what it is i would like to go
up to my room and think about it for a little while.



This games been
played for centurys

Ever since Adam fell for Eve

The sooner youll learn
the better off you'll be

just like me 

Totally Committed 



I've
learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated
creatures

Once i had accepted that it made alot of things easier for me


But i have found that because women are complicated they like to think men
are complicated too. 

you ever hear a group of women talking to each other "
OOO i wish i knew what 

he was really thinking"  Ladies ill tell you what
were really thinking 

Were really thinking "I'd like a beer and i'd like to
see something naked"

Thats all were thinking You go to a nursing home and
see a 90 year old man going down the hall on

a walker Thats what hes
thinking "I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked"



This
games been played for centurys



Ooh not that not that



Ever
since Adam fell for Eve

The sooner youll learn the better off you'll
be

just like me 

Totally Committed



And i do belive what women
understand men better than men understand women

Think about that 

how
often do you see a man stomp out of a room crying  and have a woman
go

"What, What'd I say?" Come Back



And i do think men would take
advice on relationships but were not gonna sit down and read magazines about
it.  You got to feed it to us in a way were we'd accept it. Sneak it into the
play-by-play of a baseball game

"and theres strike Three Greg Maddux
looking really good today. Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time
your woman needs to be reminded that she's still looking good to you" Hey Baby
have i told you lately you are as pretty as Greg Maddux? 





This
games been played for centurys



Baby where ya goin?



Ever since
Adam fell for Eve

The sooner youll learn the better off you'll be

just
like me 

I keep telling ya i am Totally Committed



Now repeat after
me 

Totally Committed



Now baby what i meant to say is when your
naked you are prettier than Greg

Maddux

You really are 

Im going up
to my room