Jeff Foxworthy Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas Lyrics

Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas Lyrics

somebody dun gon to the Walmart

man this the stuff i got for christmas

well you cleand up what ya get

5 flanle sherts

4 big mut tires

3 shot gun shells

2 huntin dogs

and some parts to a mustang gt

thers twelve days of christmas

i know that i got it covers look over there in the corner

thats you stuff too!

ya

choris

12 packs of bud

11 reslen tickets

10 a copinhagin

9 years probation

8 table dancers

7 packs of red men 

6 packs of spam

5 flanle sherts

4 big mut tires

3 shot gun shells 

2 huntin dogs

and some parts to a mustang gt

man this ant normle christmas presnts

no ther redneck gifts

redneck gifts

ya like if you buy you wife a pair of earings that duble as fishins luers

of you can berp the intier cours to jingle bells

or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did of the hi dive

or if youve ever mist spelled any thing in christmas lights

or if you leave cold bear and pickeld eggs for santa claus

whats rong with that

i never sead there was something rong with it its just hard to beat



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well you know you cant really call it a christmas unless you go down to the
penitentery and visit your mamma

your not lisenin to me get the care key out of your ear

now im gunna do it for you again now listan



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