Jeff Dunham I Hate Christmas Lyrics

I Hate Christmas Lyrics

I hate Christmas, Christmas in Hollywood. No one gives you fruit cakes, there's
no carolers in the yard, the only fruit cakes I've seen are on Sunset
Boulevard.



I hate Christmas stuck out here in Tinsel Town. Forget
about White Christmas cause here it never snows except the real expensive kind
those cooks put up their nose. What happened to the Christmas I knew when I was
young, we'd search the woods and cut down our own tree. Everyone would smile
when you pass them on the street, here a stranger drives by and shoots you in
the knee.



I hate Christmas stuck out here in LaLa Land. I haven't
met a woman here who's boobs aren't big and fake, they never move or jiggle
when we have a big earthquake. The weather never changes here through winter,
spring, and fall but I guess a Hollywood Christmas is better than no Christmas
at all.



Merry Christmas morons! As for Hanakkah ha I don't care.
And you Athias your idiots, seriously. Have a nice day!