Jeff Dunham Christmas With The Achmed Family Lyrics

Christmas With The Achmed Family Lyrics

The boys are standing in the road hitting rocks with sticks

The men are
building tiny shacks out of muddy bricks

The women are covered head to
toe and their not shown there face

its 117 degrees in this god for saken
place

Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family

No one gets a
present on one has a tree

Theres rocks and dirt and rocks and dirt as far
as the I can see

Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family 

The
people here are terrified so they don't miss behave

They quietly tend the
poppy feilds and go home to their caves

Theres no running water

no
phones to make a call

The children all play soccer with a goats head for
a ball

Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family

Theres no
Christmas lights because theres no electricity

I yell merry Christmas and
it echos back to me

Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family



mama's in her berka hangling mistltoes

the kids are throughing
dirt clods pretending that its snow

I climb down the chimny no one has a
clue

then pop out like santa claws and shout "I kill you"

Christmas
in a cavern with the Achmed Family

The Christmas light is burrning
bright

and filled with kerosene

There is no place on the earth that
I would rather be

Then Christmas in a cavern with the Achmed Family


             " I Kill You"