Jeff Dunham An American Christmas Lyrics

An American Christmas Lyrics

Just thinking of christmas

Makes me want to cry

Cuz thats the time
of year that my back was never dry



We climb out of the ryder truck
and race across the sand

Crawl beneath the fence and swim across the Rio
Grande



It's an american Christmas for my family

While the
border control is home by there christmas tree

We sold everything we had
just to get here

and if we get deported we just do it again next year



My brother has a good job

working in L.A.

He brought us up
from juarez and this is where we stay.



Mama cooks chimmy changas
while papa drives the drives the roach coach truck

I get work by standing
in the home depot parking lot



It's American Christmas for my
family

illegal *????* undocumented to me.

Everybody say there happy
if I was gone

Do they need someone to wash there car and mow there
lawns



They dont welcome people here who sneak in from my land

*something something something* from the Micronesian land

Even though
Mexico may have been the place of my birth

Can you blame me for want to
come to the greatest place on earth?



Its American Christmas in a
small house with a yard

This year I'm asking Santa for a green card

I dont want to go back and have to make another round trip

For
Christmas I just want one thing, my citizenship.