Jason Harwell Bad Student Lyrics

Bad Student Lyrics

Jason Harwell- Bad student



Ha ha bad student remix

Imposter J Harwell

Speedo fireproof

You smell something

No need to be alarmed

That’s just my own special blend of James Taylor Folk

P.O.D hardcore

Eat your heart out Fay burst



I parked my moped

In the principles parking space

And I take that little yellow ticket that I always get and I chew it up and
spit it on the floor so Earl the janitor has to dooo something

I go to homeroom

But not my homeroom, no sir

I like to go to homeroom down the street at Hillsmont Middle School cuz I’m
bigger than all the big kids

And in gym class I pull their shorts up over their heads and give em
wedgies!

And it’s all because



Cuz I’m a bad student!

I’m a bad student!

I use a # 3 pencil on my standardized test

Yeah!



I go to lunch

Most days

Half an hour early, that’s right

And I always make sure to complement the lunch lady on her nice hairnet and
MOLE so I get extra gravy for my mashed po-tay-tooooeeeessss…

Yeah my girlfriends’ jealous

But I don’t care!

Its not like she wears things to impress me to begin with, so it doesn’t
matter!!!! At all!!!! URRRRR!!!

Sometimes

I go to Spanish class

And they have my picture on the wall

And written underneath it says

“El estudiante muy bad..�

Those of you who don’t SPEAK Spanish

It means 

BAD

STUDENT

And the reason that its there is because…



Cuz I’m a bad student!!!!!!!

I’m a bad student!!!!!

I get two chocolate milks instead of one but I only drink one of them

URRR!



I go to the library

And attempt to check out the dictionary

And the librarian that TIME forgot says “you can’t check out the
dictionary� and I say, “ I can dooo whatEVER I WA N T!

Yeah! That’s right!!

I give swirlies

To all the little girl-ieeeees

And I flush twice not once cuz I’m THAT BAD

And when they start cry’n, which they always do

I just smile and show em my badge that says:



I’m a bad student!!!

I’m a bad student!!!!!!

I‘ll make fun of your mother…in front of your mother!!!!!

I’m not scared

YEAH!

YEAH!

UH- HUH!

WOOH!



This is a disclaimer for all the good students out there in the world

It’s important to make good grades

So you graduate

So you get a job

So you can…further educate yourself

So you don’t sing SONGS like THIS!

YEAH!