If Eggs Had Legs Lyrics

If Eggs Had Legs lyrics

If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees



They'd run through the flowers shinny up trees



When they tiptoe to the city better lock all the locks



They'd drink up our wine and take our dirty socks



If eggs had legs they'd steal a football shoes



You can see 'em kickin' chickens on a six o'clock news



Well they don't give a (quack) they got nothin' to lose



They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues



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If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees



You could hear 'em bite their toenails up in the trees



Drinkin' our wine gettin' stoned as an ox staggerin' around in our dirty
socks



Little hairy legs in socks and football shoes



You could see 'em kickin' chickens on a six o'clock news



Well they don't give a (quack) they got nothin' to lose



They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues



They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues



They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues