The Pussy Song Lyrics

The Pussy Song lyrics

My girl has got a pussy

She keeps it hid from view

And everywhere that she goes

That pussy goes there too

It dont drink milk or wash it's face

It dont even purr

But its got lovely whiskers and lots of ginger furr

A week ago last tuesday

I come home from the pub

I said "Where that little pussy thtI love to stroke and rub?"

But pussy wasnt willing and it was plain to see

Someone had already stroked her

And that someone wasnt me



And..

Somebody else is stroking, a pussy I thought was mine

Smeone is petting poking and it really is a crime

And now my heart is broken

I'll kill that filthy swine

Cause somebody else is stroking the pussy I thought ws mine



Pussy x6

Pussy x6

Pussy x6

Pussy x6

Pussy x6



I loved that little pussy

It filled me with delight

but now I never see pussy all day

And it stay out late at night

Some siamese or persian

Who shattered all my dreams

It tiggled her nose like I once did

And he fills her up with cream



*miao's*



Where are ya, ya fucking cat?



Somebody else is stroking, a pussy I thought was mine

Smeone is petting poking and it really is a crime

And now my heart is broken

I'll kill that filthy swine

Cause somebody else is stroking the pussy I thought was mine



Pussy x6 (Repeat until fade)



There you are, you bloody animal!