Chocolate Salty Balls Lyrics

Chocolate Salty Balls lyrics

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,

and two or three egg whites.

A half a
stick of butter?. Melted?

stick it all in a bowl baby.

Stir it with
a wooden spoon.

Mix in a cup of flour,

you'll be in heaven soon.



Say everybody have you seen my balls

they're big and salty and
brown.

If you ever need a quick pick me up

just stick my balls in
your mouth.



Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls

stick em
in your mouth, and suck em!

Suck on my chocolate salted balls,

they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.

So suck on my
balls.



Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,

and a half a cup
of brandy.

You throw in a bag or two of sugar

and just a pinch of
vanilla.

Grease up the cookie sheet.

Cause I hate when my balls
stick.

Then preheat the oven to three fifty

and give that spoon a
lick?



Say everybody have you seen my balls

they're big and
salty and brown.

If you ever need a quick pick me up

just stick my
balls in your mouth.



Suck on my chocolate salted balls.

Put
em in your mouth, and suck em!

Suck on my chocolate salted balls,

there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.

Suck on my balls.



[sniff, sniff, sniff]

Hey, wait a minute.

What's that
smell.

Smell like something burning.

Well that don't confront me
none.

Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.

Baby you better get
back in the kitchen.

Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.

Oh man baby,
baby!

You just burned my balls!

Help me, my balls on fire

????? baby

my balls are burning

give me some water!

Pour
some water on me!

my balls are burning

oh my goodness,

I'm
blow'n

I'm blow'n

do somethin-aca