The Stalker Lyrics

The Stalker lyrics

The stalker 

Yeah 

The stalker 

I'm gonna stalk this hoochie


I'm gonna stalk this hoochie 



So I'm gripping this old
peice of shit right? 

Here's this smoochie poo at the stop light 

Ahem how's about a date? 

Two tickets for the circus pick you up at 8


[girl] 

Fuck no you're a loser 

[Violent J] 

Yeah but
I'll stick my boot up your ass 

Heh heh but I ain't nagging 

To the
next light in my pink volkswagon 

Oh, excuse me, ho, but I'm Violent J act
like you know 

[girl] 

Violent J the country singer? 

[Violent
J] 

No, Violent J the southwest gangstero 

And the bitch was gone
(awww) 

So I followed her home (huh?) 

Cause I got it going on
(ohhhh!) 

And I'm in the Haugh (Yep!) 

Parked at a spot good enough
to hawk her 

Things you do when you's a stalker 



"So, what
happened?" 

"I really don't like to talk about it, but he ruined my life,
I mean he 

was everywhere,everywhere I went." 



The stalker




(chorus) 

I think that ditso likes me, yeah 

She
tells you to fuck off with such class! 

I think that ditso likes me 

Yeah, go on and get that ass! 



Well, the stalker stalks his
target 

Just happened to see her at the super-market 

Oh, hi, hey,
that peanut butter sucks 

You wouldn't like Jiffy, it ain't go no nuts


Why don't you try these? 

She ran away scared, and I'm staring at
her butt-cheeks 

Cause I know she loves me, she wanna tease and tease and
rub and dub me 



"Hello?" 

Hi, it's me 

"Hello?" 

You love me 

"Hello?" 

I love you 

"Hello?" "Hello?" 



Biggity bop boom! 

I'm back in a stone brick house 

Candle
light dinner and some Mexican chow 

Yo, I know she gonna show up 

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick, no luck 

Peep through her window, jack off
in her back yard 

Somebody pulled a joker's card 

And you know what
joker caught you 

Things you do when you's the stalker 



"Are
you okay?" 

"I don't know, because I know he'll be back. He always come
back. I'll 

never be able to lead a normal again." 

"It's okay."




The stalker 



[Chorus] 



I'm gonna stalk
this hoochie (oochie coochie poochie) 

I'm gonna stalk this hoochie
(smoochie coochie poochie) 



I've been hawking for about 2 weeks


And I ain't even got a fucking kiss on the cheek 

She with some
fuck face! 

I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck-brace! 

I
gotta just chill 

She loves me lots, and that's for real 

That
night, I snuck in her back door with a bucket of chicken and a bottle 

of
Faygo 

Tip-toe, tip-toe creeping, cause I know my baby's sleeping 

Snuck in the bedroom, look through (aaaahhh!) 

She stuck me in the eye
with a broom 

Pulled it up 

Popped my eye back and I can't find her


Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room, ran for the 

bathroom, gotta take a doo 

Now I stress pulling out my hair, I think I
heard that bitch up-stairs 

Up the steps, wicked clown 

Then I hear
a clicking sound 

Honey, is that you? How's about a kissy smoochie poo?


Her daddy's gun to my nugget 

Never liked the bitch, anyway, fuck
it 



"So what'd you do?" 

"I tried to run, but he was always
right there, just ahead of me." 

"He would always catch me, and hurt me."




[Chorus ×5] 

Nah, man 

She don't like me man 

Nah, she don't like me, man 

That bitch shot me in the head, man 

She shot me in the nugget, man 

Nah, she don't like me, man, she don't
like me 

She shot me in the nugget, man 

How's she gonna like me,
man? 

She shot me in the nugget, dog 

She don't like me, man 

Stop it, man, she don't like me 

No she don't! 

Look at my head,
man! 

She shot me in the forehead, man! 

How's she gonna like me,
man? 



This ho like me!